My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

Billy Connolly
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More Quotes By Billy Connolly
  1. I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.

  2. The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one.”" Don't vote. It just encourages them....

  3. Oh, I can picture myself rattling along Route 66 on that thing, headphones on, singing along to ZZ Top's 'Sharp Dressed Man' or the opening line from 'Born to be Wild' by Steppenwolf - 'Get your motor running...' The trike brings out that in all...

  4. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

  5. If you give people a chance, they shine.

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